What are you doing with yourself?
20.10.14
So uhhh, how are things? I should probably know that to be honest, after all I am you.
Lawrence got into an argument with a Subterranean Planeswalker and unfortunately got his subconscious trapped in a partial time paradox. He now spends his time haunting his ancestors and fighting the ethereal Honey Boo Boo Godzilla. The Planeswalker refuses to free his subconscious, something about him being a "excuse making f**kboy" (his words, not mine).
Jamie got captured by Somalian Pirates. I haven't heard from him in seven years.
Earth was too polluted to stay on (turns out Wall-E was true). As I type this the mechanics are putting the finishing touches onto the new skybridge that should allow us to clear the debris from the earths atmosphere and eventually re-populate and start fresh.
By the way, in two years the Skeleton War will rage. I know in 2014 it was just a funny tumblr joke, but heed my word, those boney bastards will kill every last one of you.
Regards,
You
P.S. We still don't know who this "4chan" is.
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